Episode 4: Items of Questionably Phallic Intention
Today Aric is back in the studio, er, at his studio, er, well, he’s not on the phone this time. Skype was very cooperative today and allowed us to discuss how much we don’t wanna get old, but if we do, we’re gonna mow those young punks, with their wacky fauxhawk hair cuts, pants on the ground and Justin Bieber records, straight the hell down!! We ponder over a turd on wheels (and that’s not a euphemism for Gizmodo’s reporting, which Iyaz gets into later), a magic pen that lets you neglect your children and how to stay clean without exerting to much effort. What you won’t hear is anything about a vegetable peeler. We definitely don’t talk about them in this show. If we had started to talk about one, it would have been edited out in post because that’s stupid and no one would wanna hear about that crap. Absolutely. No. Vegetable. Peelers.
Also check out the end of the show to hear all the different places you can find us at. We’ve all become major internet celebrities since this show got under way!
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Tokyo Flash Watch is Understandable – Watch Watch
Mobile Tredmill – Geriatric Death
Spray on Shirt – NSFW (BOOBIES!!!)
Movie Theatre Bus – Retro Cool
Digital Measuring Thimble – Intentionally Phallic?